Noah "Beast" aka "Huge" aka "Hush" Roehl
Quarterback - Linebacker - Kicker - Offensive Captain
Rumored to be raised by wolves this man-beast will eat you out of house and home. At 4 he was able to throw rocks through engine blocks with an accuracy that would make Joe Montana blush. Whether bearded or shaved, this disgraced former Aqua Velva model's pungent scent attracts any and all nearby cougars. Noah tends to tear through defenses like he tears through Mach 3 razors. With the speed of a three legged tiger in heat, the arm of Hercules, and the hair that only a 80's rock band would envy, Noah has proven himself time and time again to be a wiener....I mean a winner. As team captain and longest active member of the Baddogs, the only thing that would make him more awesome is if he stopped talking about how awesome he was.
Quarterback - Linebacker - Kicker - Offensive Captain
Rumored to be raised by wolves this man-beast will eat you out of house and home. At 4 he was able to throw rocks through engine blocks with an accuracy that would make Joe Montana blush. Whether bearded or shaved, this disgraced former Aqua Velva model's pungent scent attracts any and all nearby cougars. Noah tends to tear through defenses like he tears through Mach 3 razors. With the speed of a three legged tiger in heat, the arm of Hercules, and the hair that only a 80's rock band would envy, Noah has proven himself time and time again to be a wiener....I mean a winner. As team captain and longest active member of the Baddogs, the only thing that would make him more awesome is if he stopped talking about how awesome he was.
Casey "Yin" aka "Ansel Adams" Brevig
Halfback - Linebacker - Kick Returner
The thunder to lightning, the quickness to speed, Casey is a terror from the backfield. He often spends his free time taking pics.... seriously, he is a very good photographer. But when not snapping pics, he is usually snatching picks and shredding a defensive secondaries. As the "Yin" of the running corps, his yards after catch are amazing however not always in the right direction. If he doesn't break his own ankle (or Bob's) with his shakes, he can always outrun you. A long standing teammate on the Baddogs, Casey is one of the most reliable and dependable players year in and year out.
Halfback - Linebacker - Kick Returner
The thunder to lightning, the quickness to speed, Casey is a terror from the backfield. He often spends his free time taking pics.... seriously, he is a very good photographer. But when not snapping pics, he is usually snatching picks and shredding a defensive secondaries. As the "Yin" of the running corps, his yards after catch are amazing however not always in the right direction. If he doesn't break his own ankle (or Bob's) with his shakes, he can always outrun you. A long standing teammate on the Baddogs, Casey is one of the most reliable and dependable players year in and year out.
Kyle "Fatty2cent" aka "Money Hands" Berns
Center - Defensive Guard
This former Jarhead has been known to eat lots of sandwiches... and D lineman in his years with the Baddogs. As one of the Baddog's longest running members, 2cent has been the main fixture of the O-line since 2006, snapping dimes season after season. The center sneak has been colloquially known as the Fatty Shuffle, however this has excluded the greater community of centers, and the more formal "Center Sneak" has taken hold. Between delivering pancake blocks and making sticky handed catches, he's been known to embarrass opponents with 60 yard TD runs.....just saying.
Center - Defensive Guard
This former Jarhead has been known to eat lots of sandwiches... and D lineman in his years with the Baddogs. As one of the Baddog's longest running members, 2cent has been the main fixture of the O-line since 2006, snapping dimes season after season. The center sneak has been colloquially known as the Fatty Shuffle, however this has excluded the greater community of centers, and the more formal "Center Sneak" has taken hold. Between delivering pancake blocks and making sticky handed catches, he's been known to embarrass opponents with 60 yard TD runs.....just saying.
Matt "Atlas" aka "Big Matt" Rose
Left Guard - Defensive Guard
A former worlds strongest man and O lineman at WWU, "Big Matt" is equally comfortable lifting cars and pulling buses as he is at pounding on D-Lineman. Do not to be confused, that really high-pitched teenage girl laugh you hear is not a fan on the sideline, yes....its coming from this 300lbs wrecking ball of muscle. He is so large that his hi-performance rice rocket has to have custom springs to offset his girth in the drivers seat. A key pickup in Free-agency in 2009, "Atlas" has been literally anchored on the O-line. A well educated and successful man in every endeavor, when he decides to block you....goodnight!!
Left Guard - Defensive Guard
A former worlds strongest man and O lineman at WWU, "Big Matt" is equally comfortable lifting cars and pulling buses as he is at pounding on D-Lineman. Do not to be confused, that really high-pitched teenage girl laugh you hear is not a fan on the sideline, yes....its coming from this 300lbs wrecking ball of muscle. He is so large that his hi-performance rice rocket has to have custom springs to offset his girth in the drivers seat. A key pickup in Free-agency in 2009, "Atlas" has been literally anchored on the O-line. A well educated and successful man in every endeavor, when he decides to block you....goodnight!!
Roy "Yang" aka "The Black Mambaaaaaaaaaaa" Coleman
Half Back - Defensive-back - Kick Returner
The lightning to thunder, the speed to quickness, Roy completes our combo one-two punch from the backfield. We may even put him at quarterback for the patented "Wild Dog" offense, just to say "What up!?" As a free agent pickup from the dominant Deep Speed, Roy has filled a needed role on the Baddogs with iron man skills. Not known as a player to chirp at opponents on the field, his football skills are so fluent they speak for themselves.
Half Back - Defensive-back - Kick Returner
The lightning to thunder, the speed to quickness, Roy completes our combo one-two punch from the backfield. We may even put him at quarterback for the patented "Wild Dog" offense, just to say "What up!?" As a free agent pickup from the dominant Deep Speed, Roy has filled a needed role on the Baddogs with iron man skills. Not known as a player to chirp at opponents on the field, his football skills are so fluent they speak for themselves.
Nick "Not the King of Everything" aka "The Dream" Weaver
Wide Receiver - Defensive End
Can either be seen running a go route or another go route or a "drunken post" (which is actually another go route). He brings speed to the aging WR crew, but has gained a few lbs in the last off-season and now has been put on the "no Leny's fries" diet. Responsible for 80% of Leny's touchdowns, the Pomper-Weaver Connection is no joke. Weaver is often doubled teamed but still manages to find his way under the ball.
Wide Receiver - Defensive End
Can either be seen running a go route or another go route or a "drunken post" (which is actually another go route). He brings speed to the aging WR crew, but has gained a few lbs in the last off-season and now has been put on the "no Leny's fries" diet. Responsible for 80% of Leny's touchdowns, the Pomper-Weaver Connection is no joke. Weaver is often doubled teamed but still manages to find his way under the ball.
Bernard "Killer Bees" aka "Bloss" Blosser
Wide Receiver - Safety
You gotta love when such a talented guy moves residence and needs a local flag football team to play on, it's just so convenient. Bernard found his way onto the Baddog team once he recognized the skill....and probably because he lived right around the corner, but whatever. Once we saw that he had one of those slick ass thin style chinstrap-to-mustache's, that Dino approved, we knew he was good, and was definitely Baddog material. When not catching crazy touchdowns, you can see him flashing that big smile of his often diverting play from a whole side of the field on defense.
Wide Receiver - Safety
You gotta love when such a talented guy moves residence and needs a local flag football team to play on, it's just so convenient. Bernard found his way onto the Baddog team once he recognized the skill....and probably because he lived right around the corner, but whatever. Once we saw that he had one of those slick ass thin style chinstrap-to-mustache's, that Dino approved, we knew he was good, and was definitely Baddog material. When not catching crazy touchdowns, you can see him flashing that big smile of his often diverting play from a whole side of the field on defense.
Jason "Boner" aka "Calves" aka "Bob's coach" Rabon
Fullback - Defensive-back
Jason usually chooses to grace us with his presence after marathon XBox 360 nights, peeling himself from his nest at oh, say.... 6:00am. However, his pregame ritual of eating 3 Dick's deluxe and sitting down for a nice morning constitution generally gets him back up to speed. He has tried to wear many different socks over the years, but alas....most don't measure up to his calves. He now gets his socks, special order, direct from Fruit of the Loom, hence the nickname "calves". If Jason is not on the field catching slants for TD's, he is generally telling the team quarterback to throw more slants. His extensive Madden skills make him not only an asset but a liability, much like Bret Favre. Since he walked on those icy field in early spring 2006, Boner has been a mainstay on the Baddogs roster.
Fullback - Defensive-back
Jason usually chooses to grace us with his presence after marathon XBox 360 nights, peeling himself from his nest at oh, say.... 6:00am. However, his pregame ritual of eating 3 Dick's deluxe and sitting down for a nice morning constitution generally gets him back up to speed. He has tried to wear many different socks over the years, but alas....most don't measure up to his calves. He now gets his socks, special order, direct from Fruit of the Loom, hence the nickname "calves". If Jason is not on the field catching slants for TD's, he is generally telling the team quarterback to throw more slants. His extensive Madden skills make him not only an asset but a liability, much like Bret Favre. Since he walked on those icy field in early spring 2006, Boner has been a mainstay on the Baddogs roster.
Mitch "High Tower" aka "Gandolf" Dillard
Right Guard - Defensive End
Don't let his size fool you, while he'll definitely dominate you on the football field, its his mind on the chalkboard that makes him a great competitor and a valuable asset to the Baddogs. With his shifty hips and sweet sweet moves, you've never seen flags wave like this. Our resident wizard "Gandalf" is not known for wielding staff's or casting spells, but he is known for snagging freshly thrown balls out of the air, sending the opponents ass back to Mordor. You can often find him in huddles telling Noah to stop pointing, and to also "throw the short stuff", and everyone knows he's right.
Right Guard - Defensive End
Don't let his size fool you, while he'll definitely dominate you on the football field, its his mind on the chalkboard that makes him a great competitor and a valuable asset to the Baddogs. With his shifty hips and sweet sweet moves, you've never seen flags wave like this. Our resident wizard "Gandalf" is not known for wielding staff's or casting spells, but he is known for snagging freshly thrown balls out of the air, sending the opponents ass back to Mordor. You can often find him in huddles telling Noah to stop pointing, and to also "throw the short stuff", and everyone knows he's right.
Duane "Zoning" aka "Duavis" Cronin
Wide Receiver - Cornerback
We all have football fantasies, but some of us have football obsessions. Like, Black Swan style obsessions with football. You might find him randomly running 40's and tell you about his latest tracked times OR at your local microbrewery snobbing it up about his recent small batch purchase. This dynamo can make mincemeat of opponents and carries a chip on his shoulder to drop on them in their time of weakness. Duane is one half of the ambiguously-competitive-flag-friends with teammate Mat Davis, combined known endearingly as Team Duavis. He was a grand addition to the Baddogs family in 2012, and has been helping us hammer in new hardware ever since.
Wide Receiver - Cornerback
We all have football fantasies, but some of us have football obsessions. Like, Black Swan style obsessions with football. You might find him randomly running 40's and tell you about his latest tracked times OR at your local microbrewery snobbing it up about his recent small batch purchase. This dynamo can make mincemeat of opponents and carries a chip on his shoulder to drop on them in their time of weakness. Duane is one half of the ambiguously-competitive-flag-friends with teammate Mat Davis, combined known endearingly as Team Duavis. He was a grand addition to the Baddogs family in 2012, and has been helping us hammer in new hardware ever since.
Dino "Delux" aka "Deanlovin" aka "Anteater" Johnson
Center - Defensive Guard
Dino, a rejected mouseketeer, former rapper, failed ice dancer, and current male nurse, has been a solid pickup for the Baddogs since 2010. With deceptive big man speed this defensive brontosaurus might provide; game changing interceptions, as the backup-center run some Fatty Shuffles for touchdowns, and as the back-up to the back-up to the back-up quarterback argue with Jason Rabon about "who's playing QB" on a blowout. Now busy with the Baddogs, he is no longer able sing in a "Color Me Bad" tribute band, but sports a chin strap in their honor.
Center - Defensive Guard
Dino, a rejected mouseketeer, former rapper, failed ice dancer, and current male nurse, has been a solid pickup for the Baddogs since 2010. With deceptive big man speed this defensive brontosaurus might provide; game changing interceptions, as the backup-center run some Fatty Shuffles for touchdowns, and as the back-up to the back-up to the back-up quarterback argue with Jason Rabon about "who's playing QB" on a blowout. Now busy with the Baddogs, he is no longer able sing in a "Color Me Bad" tribute band, but sports a chin strap in their honor.
Adante "Sub-Prime Time" aka "Super Te" Melton
Wide Receiver - Cornerback - Kick Returner
Super heroes come in all different shapes and sizes so don't be so quick to judge this shut down corner, errr....well, more of a hindrance, kind of like spam in your in-box. His game looks flashy, a la Neon-Deion with a better rap career, despite being "Sub-Prime". When he beats you on a touchdown you may get turf in your eyes because you know hes drag-stepping with one hand behind his head. This multi-sport athlete has given quite a few years to the baddogs since being brought to the field one early Sunday by Kellen as young teenager, and he's come a long way since then.
Wide Receiver - Cornerback - Kick Returner
Super heroes come in all different shapes and sizes so don't be so quick to judge this shut down corner, errr....well, more of a hindrance, kind of like spam in your in-box. His game looks flashy, a la Neon-Deion with a better rap career, despite being "Sub-Prime". When he beats you on a touchdown you may get turf in your eyes because you know hes drag-stepping with one hand behind his head. This multi-sport athlete has given quite a few years to the baddogs since being brought to the field one early Sunday by Kellen as young teenager, and he's come a long way since then.
Kellen "Kells" aka "Merman" Florence
Wide Receiver - Safety - Kick Returner
Kellen is a passionate dolphin advocate and part time dolphin dancing trainer, recently competing on Dances with Dolphins. He is the "Fabio" of the receivers, pretty much just lining up and looking steamy. He really doesn't do much else, just looks really good. But that's cool too, everyone has their role. Occasionally he gets in somebodies way constituting a block I guess. Every once in a while a ball hits him just right in the hands and scores a touchdown, so pretty much defenses' are forced to respect him....but really, he just plays to be seen for his modeling and dancing career.
Wide Receiver - Safety - Kick Returner
Kellen is a passionate dolphin advocate and part time dolphin dancing trainer, recently competing on Dances with Dolphins. He is the "Fabio" of the receivers, pretty much just lining up and looking steamy. He really doesn't do much else, just looks really good. But that's cool too, everyone has their role. Occasionally he gets in somebodies way constituting a block I guess. Every once in a while a ball hits him just right in the hands and scores a touchdown, so pretty much defenses' are forced to respect him....but really, he just plays to be seen for his modeling and dancing career.
Mat "The Salesman" aka "Duavis" Davis
Wide Receiver - Linebacker - Safety - Defensive Captain
One day a social media darling named Mat Davis tossed his flag football resume out on the interwebs for the Baddogs to find. The interview went well, but he's a soft sell and definitely in it for the long haul relationship. Mr. Davis explained that he would provide us with a high return on investment if we committed to a long term relationship, he showed us the cost benefit analysis associated with organizations that carry his brand and was quite convincing. Needless to say we signed on to a minimum 10 year deal and our championships have gone through the roof. He continues to play at a high level and has been an invaluable leader on the field and off for the Baddogs and Lenys Crew.
Wide Receiver - Linebacker - Safety - Defensive Captain
One day a social media darling named Mat Davis tossed his flag football resume out on the interwebs for the Baddogs to find. The interview went well, but he's a soft sell and definitely in it for the long haul relationship. Mr. Davis explained that he would provide us with a high return on investment if we committed to a long term relationship, he showed us the cost benefit analysis associated with organizations that carry his brand and was quite convincing. Needless to say we signed on to a minimum 10 year deal and our championships have gone through the roof. He continues to play at a high level and has been an invaluable leader on the field and off for the Baddogs and Lenys Crew.
Bryan "Pomps" aka "Thunder Chief" Pomper
Quarterback - Tight End - Linebacker - Kicker
Winner of the first and only Adult Punt, Pass, and Kick Competition and Fremont's burger eating contest, he is the leader of the offense. Often known to only use the first four plays in the play book, he still finds a way to drive the field. Also the only player to be off-sides because of his mohawk! Too violent to play in Underdog, we gladly accept his rocket arm, terrible mouth, binge drinking, and cannon leg on our squad.
Quarterback - Tight End - Linebacker - Kicker
Winner of the first and only Adult Punt, Pass, and Kick Competition and Fremont's burger eating contest, he is the leader of the offense. Often known to only use the first four plays in the play book, he still finds a way to drive the field. Also the only player to be off-sides because of his mohawk! Too violent to play in Underdog, we gladly accept his rocket arm, terrible mouth, binge drinking, and cannon leg on our squad.
Bob "Jason's protege" aka "Mr. Glass ankles" Hilgert
Offensive Guard - Defensive End
As a former Devil Dog and D End for Washington State, Bob really had a lot to learn when he joined the Baddogs. Reluctantly, "Boner" took him under his wing. Since then Bob has been making QB's cry, rising to the top of his game with the Baddogs. With "Break down!!" being shouted at him from the sidelines Bob seems to get better every game until... of course, he breaks down too much and needs reconstructive surgery on his savagely broken ankles. He always seems to bounce back, and with his usually quick recovery, Bob continues to be an anchor for the Baddogs.
Offensive Guard - Defensive End
As a former Devil Dog and D End for Washington State, Bob really had a lot to learn when he joined the Baddogs. Reluctantly, "Boner" took him under his wing. Since then Bob has been making QB's cry, rising to the top of his game with the Baddogs. With "Break down!!" being shouted at him from the sidelines Bob seems to get better every game until... of course, he breaks down too much and needs reconstructive surgery on his savagely broken ankles. He always seems to bounce back, and with his usually quick recovery, Bob continues to be an anchor for the Baddogs.
Chris "Big Sexy" aka "Sexual Chocolate" Faucette
Offensive Guard - Defensive Guard
Do you like me? No. Do you want me? Yes. You're apprehensions don't intimidate me. I'll brake your lady down like lI brake you down on the d-line. Oh, yes, I am fine sexual chocolate and I have rode this ride since high school and you can shut your face, I may have your girlfriends number right now and maybe not. In the game of Fuck, Marry, Kill, I am all of them. I ain't even scared, bitch.
Offensive Guard - Defensive Guard
Do you like me? No. Do you want me? Yes. You're apprehensions don't intimidate me. I'll brake your lady down like lI brake you down on the d-line. Oh, yes, I am fine sexual chocolate and I have rode this ride since high school and you can shut your face, I may have your girlfriends number right now and maybe not. In the game of Fuck, Marry, Kill, I am all of them. I ain't even scared, bitch.
Ellison "Pay Me" aka "The El Train" Tran
Wide Receiver - Cornerback
It's like you get a ring at your door and you go to answer and at your door step is a youngster wrapped up in a basket and a car speeding off. You look into the kids eyes and can't help but invite him in. Except this youngster is looking to play some crazy-bad-ass flag football and shut down opposing wide receivers. El can be a real firecracker on the gridiron, his high energy and explosive plays will blow up an offensive game plan. Quite a player in high school Mr. Pay Me went on to play some football in college before the Baddogs took him in. He still may go back, but in the meantime the Baddogs will be casting him in some roles on the field catching touchdowns and interceptions at field near you. Rated R
Wide Receiver - Cornerback
It's like you get a ring at your door and you go to answer and at your door step is a youngster wrapped up in a basket and a car speeding off. You look into the kids eyes and can't help but invite him in. Except this youngster is looking to play some crazy-bad-ass flag football and shut down opposing wide receivers. El can be a real firecracker on the gridiron, his high energy and explosive plays will blow up an offensive game plan. Quite a player in high school Mr. Pay Me went on to play some football in college before the Baddogs took him in. He still may go back, but in the meantime the Baddogs will be casting him in some roles on the field catching touchdowns and interceptions at field near you. Rated R
Viet "Jay Ree Rice" aka "Wall Street" Ly
Wide Receiver - Cornerback
This Asian Gordon Gekko hustle and shakes you on the football field like he does in the war room. Viet is a dual contract player with first rights to Davies Boys. With his clean & smooth routes and phenomenal hands, he snags balls out of the air like he snags rare beef out of a bowl of pho, just devouring them both.
Wide Receiver - Cornerback
This Asian Gordon Gekko hustle and shakes you on the football field like he does in the war room. Viet is a dual contract player with first rights to Davies Boys. With his clean & smooth routes and phenomenal hands, he snags balls out of the air like he snags rare beef out of a bowl of pho, just devouring them both.
Keith "Bumble Bee" aka "Buttercup" aka "Who's Keith?" Rankins
Ultimate Utility Player
Don't let his striped socks confuse you, because his sting isn't what opponents fear... its having their heads bitten off while their flags are getting pulled. "Buttercup" as he's affectionately known to the Baddogs; for his soft supple catching hands, and his soft mannerisms as a team player. Defenders often risk getting bows to their grill as this lanky Baddog plays with reckless abandon. Contract negotiations with this player are hit-or-miss as he plays with the Baddog on a season by season basis depending on his Gatorade compensation. Often on email chains fellow players will exclaim "Who's Keith?" after seeing a reply, denoting that they are not sure who this guy is.
Ultimate Utility Player
Don't let his striped socks confuse you, because his sting isn't what opponents fear... its having their heads bitten off while their flags are getting pulled. "Buttercup" as he's affectionately known to the Baddogs; for his soft supple catching hands, and his soft mannerisms as a team player. Defenders often risk getting bows to their grill as this lanky Baddog plays with reckless abandon. Contract negotiations with this player are hit-or-miss as he plays with the Baddog on a season by season basis depending on his Gatorade compensation. Often on email chains fellow players will exclaim "Who's Keith?" after seeing a reply, denoting that they are not sure who this guy is.
Conley White
Strong Safety - Running Back
Is the Honeybadger scared of snakes? No, we didn't think so! And Con ain't scare of your "Fast" WR. Take a shot on him, underestimate him, or sleep on him and he will make you pay. He finds new ways to make plays every game, and new ways to overachieve every tournament. A surfer at heart, always looking for that "perfect set waves, brah!". You've been warned!
Strong Safety - Running Back
Is the Honeybadger scared of snakes? No, we didn't think so! And Con ain't scare of your "Fast" WR. Take a shot on him, underestimate him, or sleep on him and he will make you pay. He finds new ways to make plays every game, and new ways to overachieve every tournament. A surfer at heart, always looking for that "perfect set waves, brah!". You've been warned!
Ritchie Rosabella
Offensive Guard - Fullback - Defensive Guard
Do you like cuban sandwiches AND spaghetti? Do you like just straight taking over games from the defensive line? Do you have unique swirls in your chest hair? If all of the above then you might be Ritchie Rosabella's long lost twin brother, (probably Tony, or Vinnie, or Frankie, or Giovani Rosabella,) and we need to talk about bringing you on the team. But if not, theres only ONE Ritchie Rosabella, and he has been a huge impact player in leagues and tournaments. A two time all American in college, Ritchie brings a level of experience and intensity unrivaled by most other teams.
Offensive Guard - Fullback - Defensive Guard
Do you like cuban sandwiches AND spaghetti? Do you like just straight taking over games from the defensive line? Do you have unique swirls in your chest hair? If all of the above then you might be Ritchie Rosabella's long lost twin brother, (probably Tony, or Vinnie, or Frankie, or Giovani Rosabella,) and we need to talk about bringing you on the team. But if not, theres only ONE Ritchie Rosabella, and he has been a huge impact player in leagues and tournaments. A two time all American in college, Ritchie brings a level of experience and intensity unrivaled by most other teams.
